That's right people, we're gonna have a black friday sale at our store. Tell your family, friends, boy/girlfriends. Hell, even get into contact with the people you really don't like and spread the love. Everything in our store is gonna be on sale for this one time yearly event.
DON"T SLEEP ON THIS.
We're gonna have a live DJ come in and spin some tunes while you enjoy some bacon wrapped hot dogs with some refreshing drinks. And as your shopping, by all means, create yourself on the store's Nintendo Wii and see if you can beat a staff member in a Wii sports game.
I'll see you there!